I wish I wasn’t so boring.
Is this real?? Are you fucking people really complaining about being boring?? I wish you weren’t so fucking boring too. Who the fuck complains about being boring? Do you realize the sheer volume of information and activities there are available to you without even trying? Not only are you people boring, you’re stupid and lazy too, and that’s what makes you boring. So, how about you make use of the limitless information available on the internet so you won’t be stupid. How about use it to learn a new activity so you have something better to do than complain about the most pathetic shortcoming I can imagine.
On that note, I’d like to give a shout out to my friends for not being boring and for not being the kind of people who would complain about being boring on the internet. I’m grateful that you are part of my life, and I’m grateful that you guys and gals don’t suck.